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sageruto:

quintessentialverbalized:

beargender:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

weig waters: ened

pering

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m4ge:

how to improve a skirt: add pockets. how to improve a dress: add pockets. how to improve jeans: add pockets. how to improve a cardigan: add pockets. how to improve your acne: add pockets. how to improve your shattered relationships: add pockets

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super-nature:

brandyway:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES
ARE YOU SURE THEY’RE NOT PEDOPHILES
OFF THE INTERNET YOUNG LADY

I am dying omg

super-nature:

brandyway:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO

WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES

ARE YOU SURE THEY’RE NOT PEDOPHILES

OFF THE INTERNET YOUNG LADY

I am dying omg

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sprinkleofglitr:

My friend had this cake at her baby shower. Ah-mazing. 

sprinkleofglitr:

My friend had this cake at her baby shower. Ah-mazing. 

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eiyunoitakuni:

narutos-dick:

trenchgun:

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

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THIS IS EVEN WORSE

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encourage:

Me in the morning 

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  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here
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westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

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floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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homosexual-titan:

this is my favourite version you cant stop me

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lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

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erernjaeger:

"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."

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