outofcontextcollegequotes:

“I’d let Little Debbie fuck me in the ass.”

- Hyrule

outofcontextcollegequotes:

“I can make the image, but it’s not going to be a meme, it’s just going to be pornography”

- Hyrule

outofcontextcollegequotes:

“Kids are just fuck trophies”

- Hyrule

"Jesus was just a particularly strong queef"

outofcontextcollegequotes:

“I had a chemical burn on my balls for two days.”

- Valhalla

"You shit exclusively plastic?"
"I love nothing more than jerking it to some shrimp porn"
 dining hall (via outofcontextcollegequotes)
"You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for intercourse with a horse"

outofcontextcollegequotes:

“It’s all fun and games until someone gets a pubic hair on their phone”

- Hillside

outofcontextcollegequotes:

“You know you’re doing it right when your dildo smells like Old Spice”

- Hillside

outofcontextcollegequotes:

“Who needs a date when you have fanfiction and a Noctis body pillow?”

- Hillside

outofcontextcollegequotes:

“Tapioca pearls… like anal beads for your mouth”

- Off-campus

nipuni:
“ Apagando las luces!
I love her so much
”

nipuni:

Apagando las luces!

I love her so much

holy sh*t

cyandie:

IM the demon living in my house ?

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